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 If I remember correctly one of the board members in charge of text books used to go around screaming about teaching creationism and less science. Not some rando, a person that had the ability to change what our children learn in school. What’s worse is that Texas has such buying power that it has effects on textbooks for other states. Buy it:  The Pumpkin Queen Skull Women Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt

  I normally find staring at my face in a mirror for ~30 minutes both distressing and depressing, but only seeing the top half of my face was a huge improvement. Turns out I have quite nice eyes. Also was a great feeling having the last 6 months of hair growth chopped off. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Woman Day Of The Dead Dia De Los Muertos Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt

 Once winter comes these facemasks will have an entirely new function and we'll all wonder why we were exposing half our face to the cold this whole time. I think that after us getting used to face masks, we'll just wear them outside in the winter and it'll be a normal thing, like wearing gloves. Buy it:   Day Of The Dead Ancient Lovers Day Of The Dead Muertos Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt

 Honestly, some mornings my breath is just festering coffee grounds and I’m the only one who knows. Also, sometimes I catch my reflective and try to practice “smiling with my eyes” like a old school. It wasn’t until I started wearing a mask that I realized how much my breath smells like coffee in the morning. It could definitely be worse, but it kinda surprised me, Buy it:  Dia De Los Muertos Day Of The Dead Halloween Pumpkin Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt

 But then I got complacent! I was washing my face the other day and as I was scrubbing literally felt the hairs that had grown on my upper lip. I had never let it get that bad before. Went to the hairdressers the other day, and here you have to wear a mask throughout. I normally find staring at my face. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Dia De Los Muertos Day Of The Dead Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt

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 I also have PCOS and I don't have to stress over my facial hair. I can damn near grow a full beard and have to shave every day with a fucking 5oclock shadow. This mask is a life saver for my anxiety. Buy it: Funny Sugar Skull Gentlemen Day Of Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt Premium Trending Shirt This Season: Valleytee - Custom - T-shirt