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I grew up with the Bay Transformers films, and while I’ll always have a soft spot for the first three holy shit the lore might be the worst in all of fiction. In the first film the Allspark, a cube that makes Transformers and the cause of the war, lands on Earth in the early 1900s, and it takes the Autobots and Decepticons 100 years to find Earth. Oh wait, no it doesn’t because they’ve been on Earth since at least the 1800s and never thought to look for the very thing the war was all about. Hell the Primes, basically Transformer Gods, built their Sun Eater in Egypt and were buried on the damn planet. How did they not write Earth down in any records if it was an important planet to them? Oh yeah, Transformers killed the dinosaurs too because Earth was actually being used to mine “Transformium”, which is what Transformers are made out of. Oh yeah about that, the Allspark did jack shit all along because other aliens made Transformers, so the war was pointless. And Primes are knights now, not Gods for some reason.
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